Frank is a complicated fella.
Frank and I have been spending a lot of time together lately.
I have the lovely privilege of learning all about Frank.
My teacher even gave me SEVEN whole days to learn all about him. Wasn't that nice of her?
At first glance Frank doesn't look that bad. Sure, there are a lot of bones, but when you think about it, most of them are represented twice. 
He even has a nice friendly grin. In case you were wondering, after looking at that 'nice little grin' for a few hours it quickly becomes a condescending smirk.
Not only does Frank have a name for every bone, but he has a name for every notch, hole, bump, groove or any other ridiculous mark that could be given a separate name. He even has different names for the front and back of the bone. Like I said, he's a complicated fella.
To say Frank is stressing me out would be a huge understatement. Frank is lucky he is expensive, otherwise I would have thrown him across the room more than once this weekend. I have two more days. Two more days...
Think of Frank as sort of a road map. You know where Stayton, Albany, and Corvallis are in relation to Salem. Frank's bits and pieces can also be seen like that. Of course, his city names are somewhat funky.
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Think of Frank as sort of a road map. You know where Stayton, Albany, and Corvallis are in relation to Salem. Frank's bits and pieces can also be seen like that. Of course, his city names are somewhat funky.
ReplyDeleteLove, Aunt Carol
Think of Frank as sort of a road map. You know where Stayton, Albany, and Corvallis are in relation to Salem. Frank's bits and pieces can also be seen like that. Of course, his city names are somewhat funky.
ReplyDeleteLove, Aunt Carol
Hey... look at it this way. He is a guy that doesn't talk back, doesn't leave the toilet seat up, doesn't wear clothes;so no dirty laundry on the floor, doesn't watch TV so there are no remote control issues. He sounds quite delightful!!! Love and miss ya V!!! You will rock your relationship with Frank... that's just the way my V rolls in life...
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